My brother had the big Millenium Falcon.

I really cannot make heads or tails of what you just said to me.

Thank you for displaying you ability to avoid needless arguments.

I was playing with a Star Wars action figure once and I mishandled it quite terribly. No one was injured because, unlike a gun, it was a fucking toy.

I could make all of the same arguments about offering a similar voucher for a giant, double-ended dildo. Some would find that clever too.

We all know someone will try. They won't be happy about the answer.

Good to see you're finally on topic. That being said, many people disagree (myself included.)

I pointed out that this was an odd sales gimmick. I'm not sure where you are.

A distinction without a difference.

As a sales gimmick? That should phase everyone.

I hope this works out better than last month's "Free donkey with every purchase."

With a hint of Steve Buscemi in the eyes.

Motivational speakers are just a poor man's cult leader. Step up your game, chump.

I find this inscrutable. Coincidentally, I've never been invited into a wedding party (thankfully.)

well trained, multimillion dollar flop.

Subtle?

I guess we've found my type.

I had never heard of the banana body type. I'm just picturing a very tall, jaundiced person looming over me.

Can't wait to see her back in season 18.