by definition you have to be mentally ill in some way to be an abuser. It is not normal to harm another person unless they are threatening your wellbeing.

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Honestly, as someone who has trouble limiting his time gaming (and going to comment sections to talk about gaming) I can respect this approach.

You get to choose how you spend your time.

Is 2 weeks of gaming supposed to be a long time or something? 

Calling it a very smart 8th grader is extremely generous and a testament to OpenAI’s PR strategy. ChatGPT is significantly dumber than a pigeon. I am increasingly convinced it is dumber than a honeybee in almost every meaningful way except for memory retention. For eample:

World’s Biggest Dumb Reply Guy.

WTF, Elon. You own Twitter. You have access to the black box that contains all this info.

Vanity Sizing is a thing with men’s pants. Some pants that say they’re a 36 or what have you are actually a 40, so you might have a bunch of folks who think they’re a 36 but are actually 40 or more.

For reference: I’m 5'6" and 205lbs. I.e., literally obese. My waist size is 34 for Levi’s, so in reality about a 36. Even at my heaviest, around 260lbs I was up to a 40" waist.

All of these shitty embedded videos were terrible enough but giz’ own terrible video player is still the shittiest of them all. Can’t play it after pausing. Can’t adjust the audio. You should all just quit like the rest of the good ones have.

I am also doing autonomous driving better than Tesla, not a single accident for any car I’ve produced.

Good looking out, I totally forgot about the ability to remap the controller wholesale on the system. The default layout was enough to get me through the first couple of stages, but it also took an adjustment period around the muscle memory of a normal dual stick shooter

When you’re done, choose “Save as Preset Mapping,” then name it Goldeneye—that way you can reset the controllers to use as default for other games,

I haven’t played the Switch version so I don’t know how bad it is, but from my memory of the game it’s probably best to think of it more like a Wolfenstein 3D or Doom (1993) than any kind of modern shooter. Sure, you could aim up and down, but for the most part you were just walking around the level letting the…

Look, the best Super Bowl commercial of all time is this ETrade one and I won’t be accepting alternatives.

You missed the CareerBuilder ad with the Koala getting punched. An absolute all-timer.

I love how "I like to do my own research" has become such a convenient shorthand for me to instantly dismiss the person saying it as a complete fúcking moron.

Even as a child, I thought the idea that “girls are scary because they have cooties” was weird and dumb. Never would have thought it would become a philosophy for grown-ass men.

I will never understand how someone like Roiland or any other celebrity can make the pointed decision to piss away literally everything they’ve built.

It’s really, really, really exceedingly fucking easy to just not be piece of shit...and yet here we are, again.