look, if I’m going to drop $80-$150k on a car, the damned thing better come with a lifetime subscription.

Jesus, now people are going to have to jailbreak their cars?

Nobody buy this.

Isn’t hard and slow more a measure of effort and time rather than knowledge and time?

I started out questioning this comment,... but yeah. You’re totally right.

Fuck this. Once they start sending normal people to these places instead of celebrities and richies then I would think it is ok. Even though I think our justice system is a joke and is basically designed to crush people into subhuman beasts I am tired of entitled assholes getting the white glove treatment.

Cool idea, but it seems like it would totally screw you up anytime you tried to use a “regular” keyboard. Admittedly, that’s not going to be all that often, but a pain when it does occur. 

If you can loose 8.6 billions, it means you can make as much as 3 times that amount

I think the Weird Nerds are now spending all their time being Reply Guys on twitter.

Weird Nerds™ inbound to educate us all how loosing over 1/3rd of his personal wealth yet another example of his genius.

I’m wondering who exactly they were expecting to appeal to. This is a joke meant to brag about sexual conquests of women, so it’s a casting Tampax as male, speaking to men. How many men who buy menstrual products for the women in their lives are going to laugh and give Tampax the mental high-five they’re going for?

I really do not get the “edgy-snarky social media posture” for established brands.

It’s not that serious. It was also re-released in the same way

What would be far more interesting to me is a listing of all the movies Spielberg executive produced.  I’m sure it’s in the 100s, but it’d be fascinating and there are tons of movies he was involved with that people don’t even realize he was (like Galaxy Quest.)

Jaws is #1 as it’s the best movie ever made. And this is coming from someone who saw Raiders in a theater in Flushing Queens in 81 when they theater lost it’s shit cheering when Indy appeared on the sub.

Maybe money and fame is worth a “grind” to you. But it isn’t to most people, and maybe Trevor is beginning to think it wasn't worth it. 

He did get saddled with the 2016-2020 years, which lasted about five centuries. I don’t blame him for not wanting to deal with another Trump candidacy where the satire is real and there’s nothing you can say to mock it that won’t eventually come out of a Republican’s mouth.

I wish someone had told me what a grind it was

*except Nintendo 1st party titles.

No, they should not. It’s thanksgiving - they should give thanks they’re not dead (yet).