Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

It’s wild that “running down the field with the football and not being tackled” is the most useless skillset in the NFL now.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

Run backwards into your own end zone and hand the ball off to a defender as revenge!

QB: MAY, 19, 68... MAY... 19... 68...

Fan: COMMUNIST MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

QB: KILL, KILL... [Looks to sidelines, wild-eyed; makes exaggerated shrug]

Offensive Coordinator: [Signals “2" and “0"]

QB: [Nods, returns to snap count] BLUE DOG 2020, BLUE DOOOOG 2020!

CENTER: [Snaps ball]

QB: [Drops back three steps]

[Fakes left]

[Hand…

Needs to get out of the law enforcement market too. All their products out of the execution squad market.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

They still make civilian versions of M4's, a 7.62 Carbines, etc. So, it’s like saying that Toyota is getting rid of the Corolla.

That’s making a lot of very generous assumptions about McCain (that she can follow directions, that she’s self-aware enough to build a character, that she isn’t ridiculously thin-skinned and petty) that I’m not sure is warranted.

$20 says this show is entirely scripted, and the drama they’re creating is to hype up ratings.

You are all doing true yeoman’s work summarizing this shitshow so we don’t have to watch.

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

The headline on Fox:

“Average American female life expectancy=78.6 years/28,869 days

I’m not going to link the New York Post if I can help it, so here’s just a screenshot of a different Lyft spokesWhitewoman giving the exact same answer after the earlier case last week.

“You know what this horrible, unfortunate situation needs?... Math.”

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

But if they aren’t wearing garments, we never see nipples, or genitals or buttholes. I don’t have a fetish or anything, but some realism would be nice:/