Welp, time to carry a pocket full of pebbles from now on. 

Irrefutable proof!

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

The explanation for why we’ve been pronouncing it wrong all along is Russian imperialism.  

Things Eric doesn’t think are boring

In the near future, asylum seekers will be required to spend the 1st week in the US in a Trump hotel or resort (sorry, no refugee discounts). 

More like “image rape”

Solange was caught grinding on some 20 something white guy after the MET gala. Since then, fans have noticed she and this guy have been mentioned in each other’s IG accounts. The only reason why she’s making a comment now is because last week the story blew up on the blogs when she was caught on camera on with the…

And here is the amalgamation of the office man of the future. Man, that poor guy.

And when you put ‘em together--BOOM, you gotta salad going.

Groovy.

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

Am i reading this wrong, or do the numbers not addup correctly here?

This encapsulates basically everything wrong with today’s society.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

They joined the Pile High club. 

Oh my god the landing on the trailer hitch.

Have to assume this is some sort of Buffalo tailgate game.