The Space Brothers have been walking amongst us since at least ‘73

Did anyone have his obit ready? Write your obits now, while you can control the narrative 

Thought for sure he was going to pull a jade egg out of that culo

Yet silently mowing down such blocs from behind in my Prius is still frowned upon 🤷🏻‍♂️

Only the disingenuous or the short-sighted see things in binary form. But worry not; plenty of other douchebags have ruined SF already...you won’t be missed, yet you’ll feel right at home when you finally deign to swap your current ivory tower for the sellout town it’s become. You win either way- kudos?

I still would’ve preferred Giant Meteor, but this will do.

...and the agoraphobes shall inherit the Earth.

I honestly don’t care about rising sea levels as long your children and their children and their children’s children fucking drown to death choking on all the plastic I get to throw into the ocean because I didn’t have kids, or grand kids, or great grand kids so fuck you. Gonna enjoy my steak, roll some coal and stare…

Gawker has merely been sidelined; a truth— not Thiel’s, not Spanfeller’s— will someday rise from the ashes. #restorethecommenters

Still a better group of products than anything android 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m going to support their noble endeavor by not using any petrol to see them when they figure out how to greenly come to town. With you, Chris!

You hear that? That’s the sound of the invisible hand of the free market gently squishing a velour couch cushion over the airways of yet another white nation, so noble and defendable is late stage capitalism and getting your gewgaws overnight from Seattle. Burn, motherfucker, burn. Sorry (yet again), aboriginals.

Yes it must be such a relief to be an unbridled psychopath, so freeing. I kid- we’re all better off with someone, somewhere having a conscience, gracias

The above aren’t the real spoilers, the movie has many, many more twists that count. You will be delighted, shocked and saddened when you finally see it. Especially about all the gay stuff

Even Kluwe is forced to comment here now that power killed truth, yet again, for being vocal. Fuck the bosses. 

Never thought (or read, tbh) where Lin Manuel might’ve gotten his inspiration, but alluva sudden...

Haven’t you been here long enough to know we don’t care about anything besides blue jeans and baseball?

I thought it read like she was coming out. 

Willem DaFuq?!

Ban the Brits and you’re half way there. Look here are some defiling the space, caught in the act