Did anyone have his obit ready? Write your obits now, while you can control the narrative 

Thought for sure he was going to pull a jade egg out of that culo

Only the disingenuous or the short-sighted see things in binary form. But worry not; plenty of other douchebags have ruined SF already...you won’t be missed, yet you’ll feel right at home when you finally deign to swap your current ivory tower for the sellout town it’s become. You win either way- kudos?

Yes it must be such a relief to be an unbridled psychopath, so freeing. I kid- we’re all better off with someone, somewhere having a conscience, gracias

The above aren’t the real spoilers, the movie has many, many more twists that count. You will be delighted, shocked and saddened when you finally see it. Especially about all the gay stuff

Never thought (or read, tbh) where Lin Manuel might’ve gotten his inspiration, but alluva sudden...

Haven’t you been here long enough to know we don’t care about anything besides blue jeans and baseball?

I thought it read like she was coming out. 

Willem DaFuq?!

Ban the Brits and you’re half way there. Look here are some defiling the space, caught in the act

Even though I haven’t visited either state (yet!) it feels like Indiana—more than Texas— is an inverse of California

Don’t overthink it, fam- he just found some of his parents’ old Style Council LP’s and thought: why not?

I would love to see the gender composition of “the researchers”

This is exactly what you get when we don’t have a general topics blog platform to comment upon 🤷🏼‍♂️

+1 Taco Tuuueesdaaaay!!™️

Send them back to Oakland- Go Bolts!

The numbers are right; it’s the words that are wrong. 

Welcome to the party, pal

Was it really a transcript tho