Yeah, I’m absolutely certain the gay Nazi contingent of furry fandom will be all about this asshole joining up.

Didn’t Thanos get rid of his emotions by pushing his daughter off a cliff?

I swore for a second it’s because he has some perverse wish to depopulate the universe because he’s remorseful over having contributed so heavily to overpopulating the planet.

Nobody tell this man he has to throw his kid to their death for a ring, he’ll fucking do it.

You don’t actually have to say anything

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

It is a sign of the times that the guy that went AWOL from his job as governor to go fuck his Argentinian girlfriend is the moral candidate.

laugh all you want, but they guy had an affair and then actually ADMITTED it. Even crazier, the state held impeachment hearings over it but decided in the end it wasn’t worth it.

A guy with one wife, one girlfriend, and all of his kids with the wife... how quaint.  The “values voters” will ignore him and choose the rapist.

Can’t, I’m at work.

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

> paramilitary contingent

JoJo: BoJo a Bozo

The Daily Mail’s headline:

If we just each take 2 minutes out of our day...

What happens in Las Vegas stays in the Southern Nevada Corrections Center

Whatever. I convert toxins to a painkiller every single night right around the time I’ve hit my 7th Rainier tall boy. 

Yea, but since he literally knows nothing about anything, it adds up fast. 

Your image triggered a flashback for me.

Conservatives on twitter right now