Stealing from Twitter:

That ball had more English than a P.G. Wodehouse collection.

heres some common sense gun reform: ban all the fucking guns except some bolt action hunting rifles that are locked up in centrally controlled depots and you can reserve them and check them out for X amount of time and then return them.

This year’s winner of Upper Class Twit Of The Year and next Minister of Silly Walks.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

bETTY wHItE

Maybe it’s for posterity, she can watch it every day like in 50 First Dates when the CTE-related dementia sets in

So, here’s my updated casting list for when they make the movie of our current time:

rather have a aperol spritz by the pool if you  know what i mean

I'm glad that THIS is the way he's remembered, if at all. "Sued a blog for reporting on his sexual misdeeds. Next."

Huzzah! Well done!

Poor little chinless snowflake Jason. Back to getting beaten up by rabbits to pay his legal fees.

That makes the record of major lawsuits Gizmedia has been involved in at 1-1.

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

Oh god.

I need a shower.

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

Maybe they should hand out sandwiches after people vote.