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That’s gotta Sting.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

A worker in California told Business Insider: “I had an instance where a customer was threatening to assault me when I was taking out trash. A customer sees me and shouts: ‘Do we have a problem or what! Why no sandwiches! You guys are the third Popeyes to say so!”

“ A customer sees me and shouts: ‘Do we have a problem or what! Why no sandwiches! You guys are the third Popeyes to say so!”

I mean, it IS another level. He didn’t say “the next level” or that he wouldn’t be skipping levels. 

He shot 39% from further than 8 feet away, so she might be okay.

Bret, invite me to dinner at your house. I will NOT call you a bedbug. I will, however, give you a swirly and bang your wife. 

“Fear the Deer!”

“England makes great things. Many great things. Some of the best. Things that everyone wants. So many, I can’t choose just one or two. Why don’t you step in and tell us what those things are, Terry?”

I can count to potato this many times. 

Reading that made my brain hurt. 

This should be mandatory reading at the NFL rookie symposium, instead of having Antonio Cromartie telling them to use condoms and Adrian Petersen handing out his financial planner’s business card.

You know, it’s possible.  However, he’s already done so many bat-shit crazy things that it’s in character.  Also, he’s demonstrably lied to us so many times we have no reason to believe him now.  Even if this is an innocent joke, he brought the reaction on himself.

Really it’s both. Trump just talks like old motherfuckers do, why do you think they all voted for him? It’s kind of baffling how millenials fail to understand this; he says something the way a typical old wiseguy would joke around and right away it gets spun into something crazy and nefarious.

how do you tell?

He does this all the time. Floats idea. If it doesn't go over well, claims it's a joke. If there's no pushback, he keeps pushing the idea.

but it does appear to be more of a joke he’s incapable of delivering vs. a trial balloon of omnipotence.

#BrianFloresIsACop

Jesus FC