I’m just taking some comfort that 9/10 furries recognize a dingleberry when they see one.

Way to pick up the 7-10 split, there- kudos

I can’t tell if this is better or worse than being a flat-earther. 

I’ll be here all week, try the veal

Many won’t comprehend the higher thinking behind it, but Donna Karan May have been asking a bigger question: what is New Jersey

How’s it going in here- are you winning yet lol

Mission accomplished. 

Quiet, you! I can’t concentrate on summoning giant meteor

“Long haired pitchers from Sodom By The Bay are lazy as well as immoral and a threat to the American Way”

Oh because the king of England is going to politely inform you what time the invasion is going to happen. Yeah right buddy no thanks sheesh

An American death cult dirge: We are all in love with dying, and we’re doing it in Texas

That’s pretty wholesome corny fun he’s having with his family, kinda reminds me of someone

A cold hand towel on your forehead is what a doctor would recommend right about now- you’re all fevered up, son!

Among other lowlifes, yes. It’s all a matter of perspective. And also like ISIS, there is a lot of opportunity for promotion. 

Ha! Yes! Fuck you, Alex Keaton!

Now you’re getting it

Baa baa fuck you. 

She looks and sounds like a way less fun version of Waylon Flower’s “Madame”. But the puppet analogy remains

I love that everyone wants to put an apostrophe in the name, and I was curious as to why there wasn’t one like McDonald’s. According to the brand’s wiki page the original owner joked he couldn’t afford one, which is mildly amusing but still a little sad somehow. Ironically, having a college education these days…

Fuck an “I voted” sticker- where my sammich?!