I’m off to the local pizza joint with my AR-15 just to make sure he’s not playing pinochle with Chelsea in the mop closet

The people are English, their lands are/were British. And we took the big one from them because they dressed like that foppish dandy pictured above. 

No foreign born, and keep it white- we’re leaving a lot soccer hooligan tourist money on the table here, Jeanie baby

“Oy m8, let’s all cheeah fohr the big fella jest to mess with theiah haids” I could see it- fucking Commonwealth sticking together. And now without further ado, Aussie novelty punk band, The Chats!

“Namaste over here” -the money in my wallet

If we just let white, conservative infotainment drones live their dreams of being be honorary minorities for a day will they maybe shut up and go away?

And just like that, every future mass shooter was deterred forever.

Touché 

Not that I want to be fair to His Dickishness, but it does appear to be more of a joke he’s incapable of delivering vs. a trial balloon of omnipotence. But maybe just barely. 

If you didn’t like him in Girls, where does one pick up th thread exactly? “Who is this big nosed ingenue wielding a lightsaber?” I don’t follow, but thank you for thinking quickly. 

Mike Bell does not care for the taste of bitter truth, would prefer the sweet jelly like cocoon of power. More agreeable to his fragile sensibilities. Less threatening, somehow, even if he can’t articulate exactly why, were he to be pressed. On which he won’t. I don’t like the Mike Bells of the world, and something…

Failing that, let’s find out where he’s sucking worms and go piss on his grave

$300 to 20 million Americans will buy a lot votes, sadly. 300 bucks to look the other way. Not even his own money. Sad.

DJ Uncle Brian keepin’ it fresh y’all!

They don’t like the Olympics so much, though

Follow up question: is this meta, irony, or coincidence

The jealousy “Michael” has of California is deeply embarrassing. You should be embarrassed “Michael”. 

“What I love about you most is how much you look like me”

“The Deep State will stop at literally nothing to distract from how well the President is doing on the economy”

Thank you for your service, officer