Bless you [chef kiss]

Is a tap dance a traditional New Year’s gift in the drawl states? That’s pretty cool

You can really hear his leg of The Traveling Wilburys there

If he’s small, I’m fucked

I’ve made jokes about President Flopsweat before, but he really is (an unlovable) Al Czervik

Turtlenomics: slow and steady wins the racists —Aesop2K19, campaign strategist side hustle

*hoped, you liar

And probably donates to Trump et al

That convincing face swapping tech, paired with sewn together audio is a neat little glimpse into how republican campaigns will be won in the future- thanks!

Take that exercise money and spend it on Latinx owned businesses. Vote with your wallet

“It’s such a fine line line between Supreme Court Justice and white domestic terrorist”

Anne Coulter wishes! 

Hunter, Gunner, Taylor on the left seem very into it- boys will be boys, y’all! But on the right what are Preston, Ridge, and Wade indicating there with those thumbs down? 10/10 would not bang? Anyway, classic Ryker- he’ll dry hump anything.

And then he called it “Toledo”. I’d say “called it!”, but it’s as easy as using an AK in a Walmart. I only heard it on the radio live this morning, but I was guessing he would be reading off a TelePrompTer on such a solemn occasion. So either he went off script, the people that load the machine are incompetent, or it…

No. No. Me too! ‘later than that, but def Gen X. Aries. Good for you!

Welling up watching his plaintive call for accountability, but he beseeches a man who will just use this as “blacks love me” ammo, or otherwise bungle a truly leader like response because he is classless garbage juice, and unfit for the responsibility of comforting the nation in a time of crisis of his own making. 

Antifa crisis actors disrepecting the troops again for Soros-Nike money smh

Dude it’s just economic anxiety, plain and simple- good people on both sides! Thoughts and prayers, no one cares ✌️😘 🤷‍♂️

King of England, cops- who don’t you hate/fear. Soldiers have bullets, too- and the army is full of minorities. When the coup finally comes, which side will they take? Pass the tinfoil, and hold the ammo! Fill yer hand pardner- hot lead for everyone!

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