Fatuous equivocation is fatuous, but I’m going to say that your second—and more typical example—is at least blood vendetta or armed robbery (mostly because poverty, easy to digress into the erosion of a middle class due to union busting by and for Republican power consolidation). The first example are guns in the…

What if someone just set up a gun to fire remotely, which goaded everyone who pulled their concealed carries to shoot each other- next level trolling! Condolences to any bystanders, but....

Yeah but we fucking own mass shootings- top o’ the food chain, baby

What are your views on “actual race”

Points for “Trumpanzee”*

Nobody would ever rob Trey Gowdy, all he owns are upper lip sweat wipes. Hard to  fence for meth!

I honestly wouldn’t worry about it

Reprising Altamont feels more appropriate, these days. 

Dude’s still Putin’s lap dog, and a moronic attention whore, and everyone knows at this point it was just silver spoons and not business acumen that made him look like a bootstrappy genius- the racism is just gravy. But furthermore- are there really “good people on both sides”?

I agree confederate statues shouldn’t be torn down- they should be lowered in to the ground and left open as public shitters for. Starbucks would love to stop paying for all that toilet paper— “Hey what’s the bathroom code today, please?” Baristas would be thrilled

*but now some white people move on and roll their eyes

What kind of man hits a 9 year old girl?

Jesus. Not a very uplifting take for the afflicted, mon ami

Get over it, the kids have won. Just like you did. Lest we forget, grampa 

You may be right, but probably best to shoot up an IKEA just to be safe

Never heard of this “transfer portal”, sounds dysfunctional contextually. Or hawt! Such a fine line

That, and brunch. 

This kid knew the risks, I just feel bad for his opponent Subdermal Matador. He probably feels terrible

I’m just glad someone watched the video before commenting 

Were the providers who successfully performed thousands upon thousands of abortions prior to the newest regulations certified in such a manner? It’s not like they were failing or being unsafe- I mean, you see that...right? Let’s not be fatuous.