$300 to 20 million Americans will buy a lot votes, sadly. 300 bucks to look the other way. Not even his own money. Sad.

DJ Uncle Brian keepin’ it fresh y’all!

They don’t like the Olympics so much, though

Follow up question: is this meta, irony, or coincidence

The jealousy “Michael” has of California is deeply embarrassing. You should be embarrassed “Michael”. 

“What I love about you most is how much you look like me”

“The Deep State will stop at literally nothing to distract from how well the President is doing on the economy”

Thank you for your service, officer 

Bless you [chef kiss]

Is a tap dance a traditional New Year’s gift in the drawl states? That’s pretty cool

You can really hear his leg of The Traveling Wilburys there

If he’s small, I’m fucked

I’ve made jokes about President Flopsweat before, but he really is (an unlovable) Al Czervik

Turtlenomics: slow and steady wins the racists —Aesop2K19, campaign strategist side hustle

*hoped, you liar

And probably donates to Trump et al

That convincing face swapping tech, paired with sewn together audio is a neat little glimpse into how republican campaigns will be won in the future- thanks!

Take that exercise money and spend it on Latinx owned businesses. Vote with your wallet

“It’s such a fine line line between Supreme Court Justice and white domestic terrorist”

Anne Coulter wishes!