Don’t even let your mind wander over to the billions of comments erased forever- server farms are expensive and bad for the planet- all our hard work!

We are all a “startled fish”.

“Hey how many of you Boy Scouts have your Collusion badges?” That’s all I got

It’s as if being kicked and punched in the face repeatedly prepares one for being hit by a locomotive. He’s been training for this moment for some time one could say, yes? Aha-ha, ha-ha...aha?

I mean, whose home run derby is it really anyway; a good derby belongs to us all

That’s pretty funny but his aides might/couldbe aware of The Slot, and maybe even his relunctantly-semi-woke daughter reads it. Or vice-versa. We’ll never know

More like Dr. Boo-hoo amirite

Jesus, nerdlinger- CTF down

They’re all made up names, none of that happened- real fake news, for once.

...so stupid?

Good one, dad!

Fantastic- like doo-wop for the punk set

That band was too much for this planet, but thank god they happened.

His name was Erg. His name- was Erg. His name... was Erg...

Needs more southern European Neanderthal in that genetic stew.

Probably not, but there must be full-blown dissertations on whether this sort of nouveau riche sycophantism is nature or nurture, I’m sure.

Yet.

He seems just wee a bit of a lickspittle, so I’ll see your time called and double it.

Hehe fer sure

So the Venn diagram of hardcore GOT fans and total wankers is as overlapped as we thought. Got it.