*bovine

“Are you with other roommates? Are you free to go from where you are?”

It’s a tossup between whatever Screech was wearing at Saved by the Bell’s deathrattle, or burlap.

Here ya go gaming dorks

Dude should move to Connecticut amirite

It means “I publicly self-identify as an idiot”.

Y’all see this one earlier today?

Thank you for spelling it out for those who can’t extrapolate

Natale...Natale...sounds like a mangy papist cur’s name to me...

Oh was that in the Post, who cares

St. Paul levels of incompetence here.

They’ve got to get sick and tired of hentai at some point, right?

All content is fair game.

Less ghost riding the whip, more ghost shitting your pants.

Devins should give Mesfin whatever GoFundMe cash is left. Blood money doesn’t fix everything, but it’s a start.

I still want to see Floyd Mayweather get through The Cat in the Hat in under an hour.

The pain goes to eleven.

Never apologize, never explain.

Shoulda been Chachi.

Go ahead and add that lost revenue to the cost of the wall. It just got at least 4B more expensive.