Who else then. Besides Trudeau (incomparable)

Here’s praying that many delicious feasts are in the offing

Let’s put aside the purity tests in this moment of global crisis, plenty of time for that if we live through the upcoming 1400 days

Not enough leverage over partner nations, or sizable GDP

I think you answered your own question. Who else would you rather have in charge than somebody you felt you could manipulate, and wouldn’t ask any questions. He’s the perfect pawn maybe

I don’t know anything about this guy, but the way he blinks into the camera with totally dilated pupils...lights on and nobody’s home? Or is that just how you look when the wrist of partisanship fealty has you fully crowning

That is fucking terrible, and I am experiencing simultaneous feelings of shock and “right, of course this happens” (or whatever the German word for this confluence is). It makes me wonder how many border agents might be opposed to “the Wall” because it will cut off the flow of sanctioned rape opportunities

Sweet prison tat, Roger. It’s rare that people get them before they go in

Time to circle the wagons around the leader of the free world: Angela Merkel

“Just popping by to say there’s nothing to see here, well actually there may be something, no wait nevermind we’ll find out more on Friday, wait where am I?”

Has anyone ever seen Ivanka Trump and Allison Williams character from Get Out in the same room? Betting no.

Eric Trump. Virginia wine. I’d rather drink 2 buck chuck, thanks

What exactly is happening here

“Well, actually...”

I think “hatred” is too strong a word, more like “embarrassed for/by” or “cringeworthy”. No judgment

Corniness begets scorniness sorry

A button that let’s you dismiss unwanted followers- come dream with me

Realizing you’re enabling an entitled dysfunctional is the first step to weaning yourself off the compulsion.

That was a fairly weak-wristed sucker punch too

Trump’s Agenda: share the fantasy