Whheeeee we won we won!! Wheeee- oh.

Well he seems like a dickhead.

Call me when the story is “man bites dog”.

We’re pretty great. Sorry you hate your family so much that you’ve crossed over to defending white racists, though. Your posting history, blech- I don’t like you. Please take it personally.

Always touching when white people look out for each other. Gettin’ misty over here.

Blagojevich knew it, and didn’t like it either.

Out with the old highest paid Texas state employee, in with the new highest paid Texas state employee.

Two 13s fell on her. Seems very unlucky.

I guarantee you’re at least half right.

No.

Thank god dystopia has truly arrived.

So I’ll skip a couple of lattes to help the opposition realize it was never rigged in the first place. Christ am I sick of being in the “Turn The Other Cheek, Ironically” party.

Fantastic.

Idk, Satanic Lost Lesbians should be a bookstore café, or a band at least. Totally catchy.

Wait- are you a woman? Let’s hold up the mutual trolling for a second...can you help us understand how you suspended your disbelief enough to pull the Devil’s Lever? I mean, if the leader of the free world can go around grabbin’ chocha...why can’t I? The cognitive dissonance is off the charts here, Ms. Palin.

Who only talks shit to women, apparently

Woah- salty! Do you kiss your sheep with that mouth, Clem?

Resistance party song

Backpacking through a city?

Jesus, Ron wtf