aperolspritz
Aperol Spritz
aperolspritz

Fuckhead will out.

After they throw those jerkwater bergs a bone they’ll go after the big markets.

After that, I received another call from either Donald or a male calling on his behalf, offering me $10,000.

I know you’re being sarcastic (fingers crossed), but your nephews and nieces are mortified

More like Kyle Wackinit amirite

Can we stop grouping people in baskets please.

Why don’t you reread what I wrote, reread what you wrote, and then edit your comment to praise my nuanced approach you now see before the edit window closes.

You know what you did. Those who weren’t upset by what you said were deeply ashamed. Still can’t believe all that went down, you should really think about your actions.

In addition to his typical struggling with reading a script, he looked fairly nervous in general. Granted, he’s not in front of his regular constituency.

And extra time for Taylor for breaking the “half your age plus seven” rule.

“Dance and drink and screw, ‘cos there’s nothing else to do” so true, so depressing. Morrissey called it, too: “a double bed, and a stalwart lover for sure: these are the riches of the poor” 😢

After all this is over she may find a way to muddle through. If she only had cash, connections and looks...oh well, good luck.

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

It’s not so much the breathing as the “can’t be born without a C-section” thing. #darwiniandeadend :(

Your move, Cincy Zoo

Wow did Mussolini waste his time fucking around with trains or what

Those guys must push six figures with a pension, health plan and long vacations; and then get to work outdoors doing something helpful. God I hate my job

#cuckedbycosmo

Maybe you don’t want to see the fucking forest through the goddamned trees.

So should I stop filling these abandoned tires with water or