It's funny because it's true.

Et alors?

I went because who knows what you’ll see

Just like in real life, when you don’t know who the out of control relative everyone’s talking about behind their back is- it’s you.

They would've turned out as trading partners anyway.

The national anthem should be about the 2 vast oceans that naturally disincline any wouldbe predators.

There’s a reason cucks keep on spawning.

Maybe more of those good cops should shut down the bad ones instead of looking the other way. Seems like this whole thing would be over in ten minutes if the numbers are like you say.

Let the beatings begin!

Neil Everett: “Yes, we all have a responsibility to make this a better place- for all of us.” Both the right thing to say, and a backhanded #alllivesmatter or nah

You know who would've liked this sext? AJ Delaurio

Very unsympathetic mid-life crisis.

Even Locks of Love is like, um no thanks

Highly puntable!

*not available for birthday parties

“Heh- good juan” —Univisíon

AND HE FINISHES HIM OFF WITH A ‘MALEVOLENT MARNIE’!!

The favelas have him now. #thehangover4

In for the win, maybe? Maybe it’s British. Those soccer headlines are hard to look at but are officially correct