“rung Bolt in” later on. Either there’s a style guide that supports it, or dude’s trying to “make ‘fetch’ happen.”

I was praying she would put one of those pot lids through the TV.

Pushing all those bobsleds really builds up the quads.

+1 cracker jack

Swimmers, lol

I don’t understand why you aren’t writing comedy for someone on television because this is gold

“RELAX, SAID THE NIGHTMAN BOOP-BOOP!

Darius Rucker paved the way, I'm afraid.

It's probably the only work he can get. Next stop: country music singer.

Aviary? Nice one.

It’s probably safer to just join an actual gang if you want to tour around. Blood in, blood out maybe- but at least you get to keep your 6+ and your passport.

Christ, even the pools are doping?

meh- Phuket

Ok, but only the first wedding.

Just what the world needs: more Candlebox covers.

While I love this country of my birth, every time I think of leaving and living elsewhere for a while I remember that they don’t want us.

We have got to work on your epithets, girl.

It’s being served en papillote?

I think OP is already taken, but kudos for putting that out there playa!