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In addition to his typical struggling with reading a script, he looked fairly nervous in general. Granted, he’s not in front of his regular constituency.

And extra time for Taylor for breaking the “half your age plus seven” rule.

“Dance and drink and screw, ‘cos there’s nothing else to do” so true, so depressing. Morrissey called it, too: “a double bed, and a stalwart lover for sure: these are the riches of the poor” 😢

After all this is over she may find a way to muddle through. If she only had cash, connections and looks...oh well, good luck.

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

It’s not so much the breathing as the “can’t be born without a C-section” thing. #darwiniandeadend :(

Your move, Cincy Zoo

Wow did Mussolini waste his time fucking around with trains or what

Those guys must push six figures with a pension, health plan and long vacations; and then get to work outdoors doing something helpful. God I hate my job

#cuckedbycosmo

Maybe you don’t want to see the fucking forest through the goddamned trees.

So should I stop filling these abandoned tires with water or

It's funny because it's true.

Et alors?

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I went because who knows what you’ll see

Just like in real life, when you don’t know who the out of control relative everyone’s talking about behind their back is- it’s you.

They would've turned out as trading partners anyway.

The national anthem should be about the 2 vast oceans that naturally disincline any wouldbe predators.

There’s a reason cucks keep on spawning.

Maybe more of those good cops should shut down the bad ones instead of looking the other way. Seems like this whole thing would be over in ten minutes if the numbers are like you say.