-Hoosier VP Thomas Marshall, Democrat, 1913-21.

Is the election tomorrow? Or 118 days from now.

He may even sue you as well, Ms. Reich, for spelling his name 3 different ways ;)

Please give up drinking.

Are you threatening me?!

30 seconds? African or European melons

Is everyone drunk on this thread? It’s only Wednesday #loljkalcoholism

“Murray- also present.”

Hey, they mentioned Orlando and BJK. Intersectionality takes some time. Look at that- the incramentalism is on the other foot. What's sad is that those women on the MN Lynx were excoriated for their awareness raising, and these dudes will get more credit.

Sure- I’m ready to strike the second amendment and grab some guns if you are.

Should’ve just been a restraining order against him, not a non-contact against both. Why should she be subject to possible expulsion? He should use those track running legs to sprint the other way when she shows up. Fuckin’ bullshit man

It’s no Marvin Gaye, but I’ll allow it.

Nobody looks cool playing this game. Viva la backlash!

Smooth.

Edited due to general unhelpfulness and simultaneously not very funny. Good luck!

Now losing your hair is cool again. Right on.

Those Kanye videos are really honing it. So relevant.

El Gran Siesta

More like America’s first Liquor Cabinet amirite

“...wanker...“ lol