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I’d like to think everyone was so slow to react because they wanted to see him get pied.

Suck it, Manifest Destiny!

Mr. Trump: tear down that wall!

BORING

Who gives a shit

Well, I’m not going to fight 2 billion soccer fans about whether it’s a sport or not. You do it, I’ll wait here.

Is hockey a sport or nah

“Keep calm and frame on”

Why play into their hands? Don’t give them the satisfaction of thinking they are successfully starting a holy war with the west. It’s bad enough we were led into that quagmire by leaders past.

Poverty and nationalism.

That great-grandfather had as much foresight as the founding fathers. Sensing an ironic theme here.

Well right on then, good for the voters of your area for being open minded. And yeah, a stunner if Plowright takes it all the way. Good luck, Misty!

Anyone know if either primary was open, thereby allowing oppo voting, and stopping bigger name challengers by supporting the unlikelier candidates? I mean, I want to believe and I’m ready to do so, yet...doveryai no proveryai

Huh- nailed it.

Seriously. If you haven’t learned to keep pumped reserves on hand before doing douchey drugs with the first kid, the second one is going to be completely fucked. Smarten up.

There's always the next bird!

The communion wafers, such cottonmouth.

Ich bedauere mein “tweet”, rassische Reinheit über all- ich bin ein Schwein konfrontiert Arschloch bin!

Whew glad we got that covered