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I love all these over-heated scenarios, carry on!

I don't know- drudgery and ennui looking pretty thick out there today. Thanks, anyway.

“No thanks”—K street bottled water lobby

You know what’s great about Nantucket? Their dump. 15 years ago I got a pair of Gucci loafers (ok, they squeak a bit) and a careworn set of Le Creuset pots (with lids!) for free. But that’s probably the best part about Nantucket. The San Juans totally treat on both Martha’s Vineyard and Nantucket. And the Cape, for

Seconded: ecstasy then laundry, indescribably smooth.

Yay let's go get some french fries yay

There there, Speaker Boehner. It's just the booze.

John Daly was more believable.

Coach of a college football team.

Trump is a Culero-American, if that helps you figure things out.

I never liked the way “Geoffrey” looked as a word.

You deflected, troll. I’m out.

Are those the only places people commit suicide with guns, or...?

Oh man this whole thread is just filthy. I can’t believe everyone is talking like this. Of course, being a dog doesn’t lend to understanding typically shared human interactions online.

Maybe that’s his half of the pact, and it’s just a more circuitous route to completion. “I’ll stab you to death, get the chair in 15 years and buy the first round in the afterlife.” “Ok” I mean, I doubt it but who knows. He looks like Tom Hardy auditioning for an Orson Wells bio pic.

The unwritten rules of between-inning mascot entertainment are savage, but just. Hammurabi would approve.

Cue all the people who use “queue” wrong.

Not sure thinking things through was a strong personality trait here.

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”