Relevant aural ambergris

That last popcorn blast when you're high is terrifying.

Coronations are very out this season.

White trash gon’ white.

Sounds exactly like the kind of guy who finds Mike Birbiglia funny.

Sorry I missed a chance in real time to repost the definitive take on the futility of it all

I know it was you, Spicoli...

Oh no is “Chef Curry” a thing? That's awful.

That's boring- thought for sure this was going to be about smuggling state secrets in and out Iran, and where on her person she could possibly hide them. #12forever

This feels like a rhetorical question, so I’m going to leave it alone.

That whole station is great, precisely because they support acts like this one on the regular. And so much more. Sunday night Expansions, and Street Sounds, in particular (for me).

It’s rare to see an individual walk into a public arena with a dotted line across their neck and scream, “Cut here!”

“Good.”

Lithuania is one of the last places I think of when thinking bbq, but it doesn’t look terrible:

Your Missouri don’t look good, bud