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Nobody looks cool playing this game. Viva la backlash!

Smooth.

Edited due to general unhelpfulness and simultaneously not very funny. Good luck!

Now losing your hair is cool again. Right on.

Those Kanye videos are really honing it. So relevant.

El Gran Siesta

More like America’s first Liquor Cabinet amirite

“...wanker...“ lol

I’d like to think everyone was so slow to react because they wanted to see him get pied.

Suck it, Manifest Destiny!

Mr. Trump: tear down that wall!

BORING

Who gives a shit

Well, I’m not going to fight 2 billion soccer fans about whether it’s a sport or not. You do it, I’ll wait here.

Is hockey a sport or nah

“Keep calm and frame on”

Why play into their hands? Don’t give them the satisfaction of thinking they are successfully starting a holy war with the west. It’s bad enough we were led into that quagmire by leaders past.

Poverty and nationalism.

That great-grandfather had as much foresight as the founding fathers. Sensing an ironic theme here.