Well right on then, good for the voters of your area for being open minded. And yeah, a stunner if Plowright takes it all the way. Good luck, Misty!

Anyone know if either primary was open, thereby allowing oppo voting, and stopping bigger name challengers by supporting the unlikelier candidates? I mean, I want to believe and I’m ready to do so, yet...doveryai no proveryai

Huh- nailed it.

Seriously. If you haven’t learned to keep pumped reserves on hand before doing douchey drugs with the first kid, the second one is going to be completely fucked. Smarten up.

There's always the next bird!

The communion wafers, such cottonmouth.

Ich bedauere mein “tweet”, rassische Reinheit über all- ich bin ein Schwein konfrontiert Arschloch bin!

Whew glad we got that covered

I love all these over-heated scenarios, carry on!

I don't know- drudgery and ennui looking pretty thick out there today. Thanks, anyway.

“No thanks”—K street bottled water lobby

You know what’s great about Nantucket? Their dump. 15 years ago I got a pair of Gucci loafers (ok, they squeak a bit) and a careworn set of Le Creuset pots (with lids!) for free. But that’s probably the best part about Nantucket. The San Juans totally treat on both Martha’s Vineyard and Nantucket. And the Cape, for…

Seconded: ecstasy then laundry, indescribably smooth.

Yay let's go get some french fries yay

There there, Speaker Boehner. It's just the booze.

John Daly was more believable.

Coach of a college football team.

Trump is a Culero-American, if that helps you figure things out.

I never liked the way “Geoffrey” looked as a word.

Sometimes men cry.