You deflected, troll. I’m out.

Are those the only places people commit suicide with guns, or...?

Oh man this whole thread is just filthy. I can’t believe everyone is talking like this. Of course, being a dog doesn’t lend to understanding typically shared human interactions online.

Maybe that’s his half of the pact, and it’s just a more circuitous route to completion. “I’ll stab you to death, get the chair in 15 years and buy the first round in the afterlife.” “Ok” I mean, I doubt it but who knows. He looks like Tom Hardy auditioning for an Orson Wells bio pic.

The unwritten rules of between-inning mascot entertainment are savage, but just. Hammurabi would approve.

Cue all the people who use “queue” wrong.

Not sure thinking things through was a strong personality trait here.

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

Relevant aural ambergris

That last popcorn blast when you're high is terrifying.

Coronations are very out this season.

White trash gon’ white.

Sounds exactly like the kind of guy who finds Mike Birbiglia funny.

Sorry I missed a chance in real time to repost the definitive take on the futility of it all

I know it was you, Spicoli...

Oh no is “Chef Curry” a thing? That's awful.

That's boring- thought for sure this was going to be about smuggling state secrets in and out Iran, and where on her person she could possibly hide them. #12forever

This feels like a rhetorical question, so I’m going to leave it alone.

That whole station is great, precisely because they support acts like this one on the regular. And so much more. Sunday night Expansions, and Street Sounds, in particular (for me).

It’s rare to see an individual walk into a public arena with a dotted line across their neck and scream, “Cut here!”