This clip has been making the rounds all week but some of y’all desperately need to see it.

Die mad about it.

It was from Peter David’s Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man run which was worthwhile as David was writing for Pete where he had those weird The Other organic webshooters powers (an attempt to copy and paste from the Raimi flicks) but better then he had a run near the end during that post Civil War period when Pete…

I’m just glad Gilbert lived long enough to tell the world that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1991.

You fool! All of them!

Andy Dick is one of your favorite comedians?

At least he died doing what he loved, eating Hitler’s asshole.

Maybe the Baker Street Irregulars could carry a TV show? A bunch of homeless children solving mysteries in the vaguely steampunk world of the Downey movies?

seriously? that’s what you’re clutching your pearls about?

Blue River isn’t a real dog food. I just wanted to be the first to tell you that.

‘The young male lead’. I think you mean ‘Everybody Hates Chris’.

Counterpoint: What We do in the Shadows.

You think tweets from random assholes are evidence? They’re not. They’re just tweets from random assholes.

I assume this is another casualty of the great resignation.

I am so sad this column is coming to an end. I love that it’s a serious analysis of a lot of films which often get overlooked or treated with disdain, and there’s been a good mix of classics I’ve seen, underrated gems I want to see, and some really terrible pieces of work. Another one bites the dust...

I loved Licorice Pizza, but the ending was all wrong and super gross.  It should have ended like Rushmore, with the teen protagonist realizing he was wrong to try to pursue an adult romantically. Not with the adult being won over and basically saying, “Yeah, I will fuck a child!” 

If only it was just him dropping the n-word, but the dude also thinks black people have different brains.

You don’t get to go, “Oops, the racism was accidental!” when you’re spouting phrenology-like bullshit.

No, you’re still right. This whole cast is real minors. Mila was the only minor of the main cast of 70s Show. Topher, Laura, Wilmer, Danny, and Ashton were all 18-25.

It’s funny as well that we should get one of the episode’s many new and returning cameos from Ahsoka Tano (Rosario Dawson), who spends most of her screen time warning against the dangers of attachment. For all of the Jedi philosophizing the show indulges in, none of that seems to exist beyond textural window…