I know this isn’t a popular opinion here, but soon Democrats are going to have to take an L on this issue. The polling data is awful and rapidly deteriorating. Already half of Democratic voters no longer approve of biological males in women’s sports. Republicans are well aware that they have the upper hand here.

Great. Another Jezebel story that feeds Lauren Boebert’s credibility as a maverick. When Lauren becomes Vice President, she’ll have Jezebel to thank.

Crystal Jewell is a Russian troll, so it doesn’t make sense that she would be the same person as Hillary Clinton, who is warning Jezebel readers about Russian trolls.

It’s easy to kick Ron when he’s down but you have to remember he’s at a massive disadvantage because of Putin’s troll army, which is working feverishly to get Donald re-elected. It’s weird that nobody in media is talking about that. Russian trolls typically move polling numbers by around 10 points. It’s such an…

Nikki wants us back in the 1950's, when girls played with Barbies and boys played with G.I. Joes, and if they didn’t, you just had to accept your kid was probably gay. Finally medical science can fix these kids and make them fit the appropriate gender stereotype.

Wonderful. Courts consulted the Experts, who declared THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED regarding gender-affirming care for children, so ordinary citizens can STFU. Trust the experts. Trust the science.

Tell me, has there EVER been a worse time to browbeat Americans into obedience by telling them “the science is settled”? Since…

or liberal lutherans.  i took a client to a liberal lutheran church every sunday for over a year - they were very welcoming & inclusive.  i still volunteer with them to staff a free dinner once a month, despite having told them i belong to the satanic temple.

I just read this joke to Bill and he laughed and nodded.  Yes, we know our way around a liquor store, Bill and I.

I’m sorry you feel that way. But if you ever decide to take Christianity out for a test drive, I suggest you start with Methodism. Avoid Baptism. My husband Bill is a Baptist and even he admits Baptism is a poor entry point for Christianity, especially for progressive Democrats such as you and I.

The Baptist Church continues to put a terrible strain on my marriage with its hateful misogyny.

Crystal is an Iowan who believes American democracy is a waste of her time.

Yes, Lauren is a sexually active woman with a healthy libido and a fiery passion for life. Are my fellow coastal liberals really cloistered enough to believe that detracts from Lauren’s political star power?

The only 2 questions that matter in the GOP presidential race:

I suspect Elon has put TomatoFace on the payroll. The AOC parody Twitter account is an old account that was active through May 2019, then went inactive for 4 years. Reviving inactive accounts from 2019 is classic Tomato SOP. It’s been happening here at Kinja. Coincidence? Perhaps.

Has anyone seen Crystal Jewell lately? I’m worried about her. I know she received a lot of angry threats on this site.  Let’s just hope she turns up soon.

I disagree. Check out Erica Marsh. She has 118,000 followers and she’s awesome.

The GOP is nuts if they don’t make Lauren their 2024 Vice President nominee. She earned massive maverick cred with that holdout during the House Speaker vote. Voters love mavericks.  She can sling zingers on Twitter with the best of them. She’s a conservative Christian and proud gun owner. The drunken abusive husband…

So it was swollen brain syndrome, not senility. Now you see why the slanderers who accused Senator Feinstein of senility were too cowardly to go on the record.

Shut up, Tomato.

You’re a typical Jezebel reader, so of course you don’t know that having a drunken gun-owning husband makes a woman more relatable to the average American voter.