Boebert probably just earned the Vice President slot on the 2024 Republican ticket.

Now we see why nobody in the Senate was willing to go on the record with the accusations of senility. They were afraid Senator Feinstein would return and hold them accountable for their slanders.   Cowards.

These embarrassing weirdos would still be our Lords and Monarchs had George Washington not ejected them from our lusty shores.

Julia says Tchaikovsky is for dilettantes and dullards. She prefers Stravinsky and Rimsky-Korsakov. She says the minds of her favorite Russian tennis players are revealed through the great symphonic music of Russia, which doesn’t include Tchaikovsky.

Thank you, Kylie, for this important, though somewhat belated, vindication of me. With the coming avalanche of unaborted fetuses, Jezebel will be inundated with single mothers bemoaning their credit card debt.

“unnamed senators and Senate staffers claimed. . .”

I, Crystal Jewell, long vilified by Jezebel readers for preaching the illegitimacy of American state power, am fully vindicated.

What about the victims of non-abortion?

Unless I switch to box wine I can’t afford tennis lessons for my unaborted daughter Julia. I love Julia but I can’t drink box wine.

My unaborted daughter Julia’s hero is professional tennis player Elena Rybakina. This weekend Julia and I watched Elena trounce Iga Swiatek and Aryna Sabalenka to win the championship at Indian Wells. According to Julia, Iga and Aryna are the world’s #1 and #2 ranked players, so this was quite an achievement.

Elena was…

Just two days ago Crystal expressed misgivings about her daughter Julia’s infatuation with Russian tennis players Elena Rybakina and Maria Sharapova, as well as Julia’s general affinity for Russophilic behavior.

My unaborted daughter Julia has a Z on her tennis racket, watches Maria Sharapova videos all day, and speaks with a fake Russian accent. It’s probably just a phase she’ll grow out of. I’m not worried about it.

Are Gwyneth’s space-age health boosters suitable for children? They could be the solution to all my financial problems.

Millions of American mothers choose not to breastfeed. It’s a valid choice and I refuse to be shamed for it when there is perfectly good baby food in every grocery store.

Nobody in my Iowa family breastfed and we all turned out fine. We thrived on baby food.

I am a young single mother from the state of Iowa.

I gave birth to my unaborted daughter Julia shortly after I lost my high-paying job because of the COVID-19 pandemnic. I was in financial straits and demanded child support payments from Gary, Julia’s father, as was my right.

Immediately Gary denied fathering Julia and…

Student debt relief is a Trojan Horse for debt relief for Ukraine.

I am a young single mother from the state of Iowa.

Can we cut to the chase and just admit that Donald Trump is the only thing standing between us and the unvarnished fascism of Ron DeSantis?

Any single mother will tell you the most expensive abortion is the one you don’t have. The good news is this can be corrected by legislation.

I have learned to avoid men who have Ukrainian flags in their profiles. They are insensitive boors who care nothing for obtaining financial reparations for us single mothers who were denied our right to an abortion. When you try to explain that the economic injustice of being denied an abortion only increases as the…