I am grateful to the Grammys for having the courage not to invite Ukrainian President Zelenskyy. Zelenskyy appeared at the Golden Globes to extort more U.S. tax funds and I was so angry I poured my wine down the kitchen sink. The show was ruined.

Awesome. I mean, sure, AOC no longer has much to say about Medicare For All, stopping deportations, Green New Deal, minimum wage, or any of the other progressive policies she championed as a candidate in 2018, but when there’s an opportunity to deliver an angry accusation of racism against Republicans, she is there…

Twitter is much improved now that Elon Musk has purged it of pernicious content manipulation by the FBI and CIA and coastal liberals like Adam Schiff.

Victim-shaming is never worse than when perpetrated by fellow women. I was bullied into giving birth to my daughter Julia. I shouldn’t have to explain to other women why I refer to Julia as unaborted. Real women know without being told.

Any fellow woman who would shame me or demand explanations from me is no different…

This is, by far, my favorite Russian parody account. 

Your last few posts have been pretty good! Thanks for the work you’ve done to improve your quality.

I am a young single mother from the state of Iowa.

George Santos is not gay. You can tell because he’s embarrassed about his drag queen days. He’s no different from Gary, the father of my unaborted daughter Julia. Gary only started pretending to be gay after I demanded child support payments. Whenever anyone mentions Gary’s days as a drag performer in Des Moines he…

My twitter feed is flooded with Ukrainian propagandists. EVERY ONE of them has a blue checkmark. This is how Ukraine is spending my tax dollars.

Single American parents are drowning in credit card debt. We can’t afford childcare. Consequently we can’t stop our children from wandering off during our yoga nidra sessions.

Ukrainian President Zelenskyy ruined a great show. When I saw him I got up and threw my wine into the kitchen sink. Who invited him?

I am a young American single mother drowning in credit card debt. I don’t enjoy being reminded that Zelenskyy has pocketed $100 billion of my tax dollars — every penny of which rightfully…

George Santos is exactly like Gary — the affluent man who fathered my unaborted daughter Julia and subsequently pretended to be gay to avoid child support payments after I lost my high-paying job and stock portfolio because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

If Gary were to offer me another lucrative career opportunity I would…

I know the old Gawker sites are rich in lore, but I wasn’t around for anything before mid-2018. I wish I had been. If the old comment sections were online I’m sure I’d enjoy researching them.

I’m not TomatoFace. I’m his publicist.

I have to say I’m enjoying the educational displays of the progressive loser ethos today.

I love Greta Thunberg. She reminds me of my unaborted daughter Julia. Julia’s aptitude for manipulation inspires intense paranoia in everyone she meets. It’s frightening sometimes. Always you must be on your guard around Julia. Just like Greta.

Democracy has failed in America because Americans hate and fear intelligent educated women like Greta Thunberg and myself. Always Americans discern sinister machinations behind our advanced diction. We use long words they can’t understand.

My whole life is a series of betrayals. That’s what it means to be a woman in America.

George Santos’s story is familiar to me on a personal level.