Well at least he didn’t illegally procure her some vaccinations. She could have gotten autism!

If only Meshach Taylor was still with us. I’d see Mannequin 3: Seacrest Under the Sea

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

In 2006 or so the band I played with was opening for a group called Midlake at the Henry Fonda in Los Angeles. We had just gotten finished playing and I come off stage and there is Jason Lee, standing there enjoying the music. I walk by and he tells me nice job. I was really stoked!

Hero is an old name, Shakespeare used it in Much Ado About Nothing. I salute this name.

I haven’t been here in ages because...everything has been falling apart for a year and yesterday I failed my comprehensive exams and failed to advance to candidacy for my PhD and I can’t tell anyone I know in real life because I feel like a failure and I didn’t know where else to go to talk so here I am.

I’m relieved that this was an improvised thing. If this had been the plan, I would have been upset that they didn’t use a wagon or something to get him down the aisle more comfortably.

Good dog, Charlie Bear.

I am waiting to go into a funeral of a dear friend and so I’m already extremely emotional. But omg I love her and she is definitely in the Friend Hall of Fame.

My dog is going to live forever and ever and ever and ever

Look Taylor may not have drowned a woman, I don’t know anything for certain, but she definitely did something and the fact that Congress hasn’t opened in an investigation in to the fact that she may have done something at some point just goes to show how corrupt the system is.

5 years from now don’t forget to say “She didn’t kill anyone. Period. Lying Hillary was the one who started that, and I finished it. Me, I finished it. Don’t forget to make your reservations to my new hotel, it’s a great hotel, the best hotel ever.”

I do not have and would never want a friend like Taylor Swift. She’s fake as fuck, pretends to be sweet and innocent, and always acts like the victim. kanye’s nude wax figures were deplorable for sure and he absolutely deserves critique for that. His gross behavior does not negate or cancel out Taylor’s though.…

I’m not saying Taylor is trying to cover up drowning a woman, but people are talking about it. They’re talking. You hear it everywhere. Someone should look into that, because something is definitely going on there. Sad!

Some people are saying it. You’re not implying it but some people are saying it.

Maybe Taylor likes to put on a disguise and troll for hookers who look like Karlie Kloss and one night she lost control of her car, went through the rails of a bridge and crashed into a river. Taylor got out but date for the evening was stuck in the car but Taylor didn’t call 911 because she didn’t want people to find…

I love Kim’s sense of humor.

Waaaay before Junuary. This is a common trope among gun humpers. “OBUMMERS WANTS TO TAKE OUR GUNZ, THEN WHY DOES THE SECRET SERVICE CARRY GUNZ, HUH?!?”