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Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.
Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.
I want to engrave this on walls and doors/wear this on a shirt/needlepoint/skywrite this quote. It’s not about Kim Kardashian, it’s about how people chose to spend their days hating like it’s their job.
Brb sobbing 😭
That video made my dumb head cry every single tear in it. The feelings
Oh, she was a hellion. I sneaked tequila in for her margaritas. She bitched about being surrounded by so many old people and heckled Bingo night when she was feeling particularly feisty.
Edit: She was also a bona fide Rosie the Riveter in WWII, building bombers while her husband was in the Pacific. She later told me…
Also ... this caused me a moment of discomfort today, so I figured I’d pay it forward:
Hell no, there’s no age limit to growing and changing! My grandmother was 92, in the old folks home, learning French for the first time in her life and planning her trip to Paris and grand seduction of a Continental gentleman. She died a year later, having never seduced a Frenchman, but with a mind still full to the…
I hope TMZ got paid for that real estate promo.
Luckily you have the power within you to avoid posts that are clearly about what one said about the other!
We can be pathetic together.
“She is not baked and done — I’m not either — so let her experiment and delight in the choices she has to make, and let’s be kind to one another.” Yes, let’s.
Ooh, I agreed with lots of what people were saying up until this. I think he’s actually a very good character actor who happens to get inappropriately cast as the lead because he’s handsome.
OK, I have a giant soft spot for the guy. He just seems Midwestern-nice and hardworking and not an assmunch. When I think “overrated,” I go through a pretty big list before I hit Pitt: Gosling, Affleck, Bradley Cooper (by contrast, I find Chris Cooper woefully underrated), the insufferable Jared Leto, the Scottish guy…