Also - there are vets, an already incredible type of person, and then there’s Noel Fitzpatrick. He’s like the Michael Phelps, the Simone Biles, the Venus Williams of vets. He's an institution. He also might just be really good at kissing, who knows.

Wilde/Sudeikis aren't divorcing.

Righto. Thanks. Don’t recall that, obviously.

Confirmed where? Genuinely interested. Also I didn't know we had guidance counsellors here.

Yeah if I’m honest the stuff about radar wasn’t really my main takeaway from the Brad Pitt piece. I especially enjoyed:

For sure.

This was my immediate instinct also.

So sad.

Omg are you serious? That is beyond disappointing. I'm actually appalled.

I’ve been here long time. My engagement has dwindled over the years but you were a reason to keep coming back. I remember the first time I spotted your byline. You made me laugh with a frankly incredible turn of phrase and I was smitten.  I am in awe of you and I will miss you.

The first rule of the underground fighting association is we don’t talk about the pound shop mirrored aviators. The second rule of the underground fighting association is that we dont talk about that frankly cavalier application of hair wax.

Yeah I dont see it.

Not a dumb question, it seems feasible.

Yup. I think trying to remember what my father did for a living (and relating my theories to my future spouse so he could pass the Green Card style “Do you actually know this person” interview) was truly the wierdest part of getting married, and unpleasant.

The Thanksgiving episode is some of the best television I've ever seen. 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/feb/19/kate-duchess-cambridge-hilary-mantel

Must have been a hell of a gate.

Prince Andrew drove into it in a fit of spoiled bratshittery, an action I’ve already labelled “undignified”.

No I don’t. I don’t think that the stupid actions of a spoiled prince reflect on his employees at all.