I don’t see what is so undignified about repairing a gate or ironing shoelaces when that’s part of your job.

Bristol NHS represent, babber.

I know this particular flavour of very uncomfortable feelings well.

Hmmm, that *is* curious...

Hello fellow Bristolian. It is stunning and I really, really hope we get to keep it and keep it, specifically, there.

Maybe; it’s firmly held second wave feminism that’s barely updated itself (see Caitlin Moran’s How To Be A Woman, published 2011, cringe), wrapped up in a load of intellectual classism, unexamined defensiveness and competetive hierarchical bullshit. Because, y’know, Britain.

Hello, British feminist here. You’re right. They’re like the final boss of white feminism.

Tangentially, a friend of mine’s mother believed that the framed photograph of Frank Sinatra on the bedroom wall was a portrait of her absent father until she was about 12.

Ok cool.

I’m British and I think perhaps that maybe in the context of late March, Boris’s occasionally fashion-show-attending daughter, papped carting binbags of fake fur into an uber whilst wearing a juicy couture tracksuit and second hand Prada heels just might have caught the attentions of the sidebar of shame. God knows…

Eh, imagine the headlines if she’d emptied her flat March 23rd- “LARA LETTICE FLAUNTS LEGS, LOUIS LUGGAGE, LOCKDOWN AS FATHER FLOUNDERS OVER COVID”. But she’s probably lying for literary effect. I mean, look who her dad is.

*makes notes*

Thank you for the tip, and reminding me that I like Lush conditioners. Full disclosure- I haven’t actually brewed the mushroom essence or distilled the sage water yet. I’m using some Joico stuff that seems to be somehow healing the Marilyn fluff and making the new hair really thick and shiny so I’ll use that until I…

Yeah, well, it was certainly a journey. I’m quite glad I got to be blonde for a bit, in the same way I’m glad I shaved my head when I was 21.

I’m growing mine out. For context I’ve got naturally black hair and blue eyes, and my hairdresser insisted that the best way to cover my grey (probably 40%) was to go blonde. So for the last couple of years it has been highlighted every 6 weeks, taking upwards of 6 hours every time, costing ££££. It looked awful and I…

I would argue that JayZ’s suit has a blue undertone, whereas blush has more orange in it. It is very lovely to live around.

Jessie J and Katy Perry might have had similar hair at some point but I’d say that they are, er, fairly different vocally.

I’ve been hearing that Charles wasn’t angry at all, he knows his son and understands why he would want to do this. William is shit stirring and has been for months. The issue is a bit more nuanced than the tabloids have it. 

Philip is outraged that he got caught. ”Simple life”, my arse.

“ A very muted parlor that looks it was decorated by someone’s nan in the ‘50s and hasn’t been touched since.”