Everyone has the right to live how they want to live and everyone is beautiful in their own way and all of that good stuff.

Really.

Close but no cigar.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.

Honest to God, if I hear that misuse ONE MORE TIME I am going to rip out the speaker’s own vagina and SHOW IT TO HER.

Right, if anything I thought Naya Rivera came off as a huge asshole and Lea Michele just vaguely eye-rolly. The comments about Cory Monteith not partying with them anymore were particularly tone deaf.

*I* didn’t want to be in the room when I was giving birth, so I’d only have welcomed Ms. Perry if she wanted to trade places. Seriously, while pushing I said, “I don’t want to do this anymore” and my OB said, “Eugene, you’re THE ONLY ONE who can!”

That’s awesome. My stepdaughter’s first baby was a tough labor for her. I, being stepdad, felt like a complete 9th wheel in the room, but whenever the contractions got severe she called for me to come hold her hand, stroke her hair, and talk to her. She said later that I was the one calming presence during the whole…

I was ready to love this, but her complaints are mostly about Michele being a homebody and not gulping down champagne and vodka at the same time (what? why?) in order to fit in.

When my cousin had her baby last summer, she said my voice was the one that helped her the most. My voice helped to calm her down.

Yeah I didn’t find that paragraph weird at all. America has stupid ideas about male & female roles but then looks down on ones that many other cultures have embraced for eons. His descriptions of male & female encompases some pretty basic stuff.

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You know, this makes a kind of sense to me, lol. I am not currently high.

Does he literally think that people collect all those straws, put them into school buses, and dump them in the ocean? Does he believe children have to walk to school now because we prioritize our buses for storing plastic straws that will be dumped into the ocean?

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

I know a couple of people who know him through personal training circles and report similarly about his personality.

I am only on the fifth paragraph but I am pretty sure it’s not going to get any better than the part where he declines to refer to himself as an environmentalist because it’s too radical — and immediately proceeds to describe himself as a superhero instead.

I went to college with Matt! He is a delight and is nice to wait staff.

I think this is a beautiful sentiment. The idea that finding balance between two opposites is how you find harmony, this is not a new idea. Why does it sound so crazy to you?

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.