I’m not quite sure who you’re referring to, but take this ungreyment either way.

Right so let me get this straight- commenter makes deeply obnoxious comment, I comment on that, you wade in hours later while I’m asleep telling me to calm down and how I’m Jezebelling all wrong or something.

Ok? Thanks for your input?

Ha!

Er, you cared enough to respond ever so defensively when you got called out.

Am I new here? Lol. No. 

You grew up flippantly adding archaic humourous flourishes to your unfounded speculations? Cool.

You get 1 “ugh” for the baseless dependency conjecture, and a full eye roll for “methinks”.

I think we were advised to do this by the midwife at antenatal classes.

I personally feel like that’s fine too?

Huh. My great grandmother was called True*.

It looks to me like the bridge has completely changed shape, and the tip is, as you say, rounder and also more upturned. If it is angles/makeup then... gosh.

It’s entirely none of my business of course, but isn’t that an entirely new nose?

I just realised that I’ll be 44 when my daughter turns 18. I doubt very much that we’ll ever hang out together in bars, or ever be hit on by the same men*, but this is blowing my mind slightly.

Yeah, tell me what I think because I sure as fuck don’t know do I? I’m just over here conflating a tap on the butt with rape.

If Matt Damon said that I’d consider it progress.

I hear you, but did you watch the Thanksgiving episode of S2? It stands alone as one of the very best things I’ve ever seen on any size screen.

Awww :)

Well, it gives him a chance to use a fountain pen and be passive aggressive, and I honestly wouldn’t expect that my stepmother of 20 years knows when my birthday is. It’s so fun!

Ha! I saw it but that flew right over my head :)