“HAVEN’T HAD A BOY TOOTS AND SIR”

But then Sting would probably never wear that shirt, so.

I think it’s Sting?

YAY!

WAHEY!

Yep. As a British 16 year old, Amy Tinkler picks up her GCSE results next week.

It’s because NBA basketball is not the same as Olympic basketball, apparently.

Also, HOW FUCKING GOOD ARE WE AT RIDING BIKES, WISHT?

Not really- mainly because I believe Robert Crawley to be a terrible manager and a lot has happened in rural management (off the top of my head- legislation, environment, technological advancement, markets etc) since Downton-time.

Land management is a perfectly respectable degree, people, and probably quite a sensible one to do if you’re going to inherit most of it.

I have siblings in law that have the respective grandparents of their children look after them A LOT. Like, that the grandparents have the kids even overnight at least once a week. They also do the laundry and clean. I wish I was joking. The grandparents complaint about it constantly but don’t seem to be capable of…

JANE YOU ARE BACK

Yeah, nah. I want to agree with you, but I’ve watched too much of this shit for me to comfortably do that. Kris is not the greatest, certainly, but she’s not Caitlyn.

Caitlyn is the bigger asshole in this equation, so Team Kris on this.

What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye called “I Miss The Old Kanye”

Ohmygod, I love you so much. Thank you so much to my sweet husband Chris. Something something my incredibly tight pussy. Fuck you, Sim. Thank you so much. I love you so much. Fuck you so much.

Could also be used for sequels, possibly.

“Waaah, I’m an ignorant, insensitive bellend and I can’t seem to say whatever I want anymore.”

Sheerans are worse. Harry got a quite good ship and a good moth, whereas all of Ed’s are just shit.

This was ~15 years ago, and a lot has changed. Even if I could, I wouldn’t.