This is somewhat unconnected to this particular bundle of ridiculousness, but when I saw her so many people watched it on their phones. It was like they couldnt process the fact that The Queen Of Fucking Everything was right there in real life, 3 feet away. A woman next to us (front row) watched her phone footage back…

Basically.

First dream job- Victorian Lady Writer. I didn’t have the concept of history quite grasped yet, and the idea of writing dramatic words in a crinoline whilst looking prettily consumptive really appealed.

I read this. I am so sorry that this is happening, and I have you and your daughters in my thoughts.

I had met him at the bar I was working at. There was this strange, immediate connection. He was late because he was in a meeting with Stephen Fry and it had over run. They were drinking. The two were not unconnected. He invited me to climb into a taxi and join them, but I was sofa surfing (having just moved out of my…

I got literal goosebumps.

I was *so* excited for this week’s episode of The Read. I listened to that portion 3 times, shouting “YES. THANK YOU. YES."

I’m nearly forty, and this shape dress in a dull colour with a chunky heel, maybe a wedge, and dully colourful nails has basically been my summer.

I’ve got one in black (lined) chiffon. With pockets. It hangs beautifully, sits at a really flattering point on my leg, and goes with absolutely everything else in my wardrobe. It is fantastic.

This is so amazing.

Starred for Gumball.

Yup. That’s the kicker.

So. Matt Damon looks like Taylor Lautner now.

Their ages hadn’t even occurred to me, ot was more about the casting of the personalities, but you’re right.

I believe that the world needs this film to be as good as the book.

Alaska?

Before I wander off to the other parts of the Internet to marvel at this man’s face, I need to be *that* person for a minute (I’ve read this book).

True, and beyond that this dog is definitely a service dog. The caption to this image postep 1st Jan 2015 reads:

I’d forgotten about her other kid standing on his (service?) dog until just now. This woman is an extremely shitty parent.