I got shovels. Wanna help me dig up Andy Sidaris?

I only played the new SoM for a half-hour last night, but I can already see that it’s going to be trouble. They changed the way the sprites move, but not the fundamentals of the battle system. It’s a lot easier to miss when you swing your sword, and you still have to pause for a few seconds after every swing.

I played the original Secret of Mana on an emulator when I was a teenager, and liked it well enough, but I can’t see how adding cutscenes, voice acting, and 3D models that make it really explicit that you’re playing a 12-year-old boy with a sword are going to help it in any way.

The next Cloverfield movie better open with two kaijus playing foosball inside a football stadium, with the foosball players being dead humans impaled on long metal poles.

I hear you. even on the WiiU my son started on my profile and I have to switch to my wife’s every time I want to play. Super annoying.

That’s hilarious. Basically the same thing that’s been happening here! I’ve been buying cereals that give you a chance to win a Switch (I think it’s Post cereals), not because I think I’ll win, but to show herhow serious I am about getting one!

Are you saying the protagonist should use some deadly combination of gymnastics and karate; some sort of “gymkata,” if you will? No one could make a movie that goofy.

*Anxie gets Doxxed and Swatted*

OK I’m not the only one... phew

So, you’ve met my wife, then.

Men pick dinner like this “DOOP DOOP DOOP” but women pick dinner like this “MUUUUUUUUUUUUUH”

Anyway, you had me at Shannon Woodward.

that just happened to me. I ended up on something called “skillet,” which is apparently a lifehacker sub-page. Also, who do I gotta blow around here to stop being gray?

I though it was just me. That fly-out menu at the top is fucking horrible. If I want to go to lifehacker, let me just click on the hyperlink, I don’t need to see some jive-ass menu about it.

I was just thinking I hope they have a speedrun category!!

GODDAMN IT GUYS AZERBAIJAN IS SCREEN-PEEKING!

I do pretty good speedruns every time I make the mistake of visiting that $4.99 Chinese buffet place.

If they add video games, they might as well add Cheeto® eating and masturbating (sprint and endurance) as events. With a new triathlon of all three, of course.

MUM, GET OFF THE INTERNET! I’M TRYING TO PLAY ROCKET LEAGUE AND MY PING IS A NIGHTMARE!

You hear that AV Club? We’ve got the bodies of Olympians. 

You know what else I hate about Kinja? I need to reload the page to see new comments. Way to ruin a natural flow of the conversation.