21 Things We Learned Working in Sealab 2021.

Is there a BOGO for AV and the Onion?
Once I am in charge are you fine calling me “Super Cool Guy Daddy Anxie”?
Can I get Disqus back?
You will be expected to write stories about stuff and things that coincide with my opinions.

If you are fine with it, I have $127.62 on a nearly maxed credit card ready to go.

*Thinks back to the acting quality of Rousey more or less playing herself in that Fast and Furious movie*
Yeah, that would make for a tremendously awful in an 80s straight to VHS waymovie that I would watch.

I saw Cannonball Run 2 in theaters when I was anxie lad. I was sitting next to a schoolmate who elbowed me the entire movie to make sure I would see the crazy shit about to happen.

One of the ladies in it fucks a dead dude for no apparent reason other than the game needed a sex scene.

Vae Victus!

Detroit: Beyond Human Rain.

I made that very joke elsewhere. To paraphrase people I am Hitler II.

You see those photos of people celebrating the end of WWII and kinda get it.
Now, I really get it.

My uncle, who works at Nintendo, told me the code to unlock Orchid’s breasts in Killer Instinct and that they would be cancelling this.

Kinda. Series finales used to occasionally be these 2 hour episodes that tried like Hell to wrap up everything.

Awww, man. The wife and I enjoyed what we called “Dumb Magic Show”.

Lycos has expressed interest. AskJeeves could buddy up with them.

I picked up the Secret of Mana remake. It’s janky, prone to crashing, one of the girls disappeared into a black abyss but otherwise it’s a nice update to a game I really liked 20 some odd years ago. It is probably $20 too much so unless you just have to get it, wait for a sale.

Which monster do I farm to get a nature weapon and armor set?

Why We’re Excited About 25 PG-13 Jump Scare Delivery Systems.

Nonsense plotting?!? Please watch my 32 part Youtube series that explains the plot.

N64 game character Glover also has some notes.

Oh no! Bjorn Bjornsen of Sweden isn’t staying with the transport! Whatta a scrub!

Looks like I gotta get that Touchstone streaming service.