Because you’re an idiot

Considering also that Heathers was a dark comedy about a plot to kill students and blow up the school played for laughs.

Her past songs about haters (Shake it Off, Mean, Blank Space) worked because she was taking other people to task about their own bullshit, and it was valid. This falls flat because this time she’s the one that needs to account for their bullshit. Instead of offering an explanation, she just tries to misdirect with…

I watch football so I can’t claim my not watching is any kind of virtue but I also did not watch. I’m told it was a pretty exciting match though. Who knew the key to a good fight was putting one guy who doesn’t care and another guy who can’t box against each other?

Can I interest you in any of my other fine displays? Among the most recent are “Pinkie’s Ye Old Torche & Pitchfork Emporium”, which has seen quite a bit of traffic since the advent of the Trump presidency. I can also offer a variety of memes, your-mom jokes, and (on rare occasions) an actual glimpse of wit.

The only bloodsport *I* condone is commenting on the AV Club.

You put money on the white guy, didn’t you

Kinda crazy that Sony produced three (THREE!!!) amazing trilogies of platformers in one generation with Jak & Daxter, Ratchet & Clank and the surprisingly un-coopted by Furries, Sly Cooper series.

Maybe I should keep using HTML tags as a nod to the past.

I also bought <i>Jak and Daxter</i> this week on PS4. It’s a lot harder than I remember! I don’t know if I just had more patience when I was in my early 20s, or if I was just tired this week, or if the port is a little off.

Will be playing Jak and Daxter with my son on the ps3 I bought him when I visit with him this winter (he was adopted by a nice family in utah in whats called an open adoption so I’m allowed to call and visit him and have day to day communications with him and the family) He’s 6and the last time we tried playing his…

Nice! I might pick that up myself. Such a pleasant little platformer. Are the control/camera/subtitle issues you mention results of a bad PS3 port, or just holdovers from the (naturally dated) early-aughts design of the original PS2 game?

Salutations~!

Last week an incredibly lovely and helpful commenter gave me a bunch of tips for playing Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the foresight to save those comments, and I can’t remember the username of my helpful farming friend. Helpful commenter: could you possibly copy/paste what you…

Prolly more Overwatch. I only got three more days to make that Grillmster: 76 skin mine!

I was playing A Link to the Past for the first time and before it randomly deleted my save, I was enjoying it far more and finding it far easier to naturally progress in than just about any Zelda game before or after that I’ve played with the possible exception of the similar Link’s Awakening. I’ll probably give it…

My eyes! The kinja goggles do nothing!

Hello from the greys, fellow Gameologicals, as I wait for the legacy account merge.

I’ll stick to 8-Tracks, hippie

You’ll never beat my new masterpiece, Mr. Snrub Has a Terminal Disease and/or Paralysis But Learns to Love and Live Again and/or Kill Himself.