I didn’t!, he exclaimed virtuously. I don’t care for boxing and didn’t have any interest in viewing this display of fisticuffs!

I couldn’t imagine sitting for 4 hours watching a movie. At home, I can pause, get up and come back to it. In a theater, my ass would fall asleep.

Oh, man. I’m gonna remember the 80s so fucking hard again. I’m remembering them right this second!

Why are the kids always throwing DVD season sets of the Burt Reynolds sitcom Evening Shade at one another?

Finally, we get attractive feminist icons unlike that Sadie Hawkins who was so unattractive she had to beg men to go to a dance with her.

Oh hai, Septon Swearengen

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The camera and control is just early PS2 (or any console really) 3D platformer stuff.

I was happy that Jak and Daxter was released on PS4 by itself so that I didn’t have to buy that Uncharted game. It is basically the PS3 version made to work on PS4. They didn’t go fix anything. So the same control/camera/no subtitles issues exist in this release. I still really enjoy the game, though. It was my 2nd…

Attractive wife and millions of dollars. Seems a fair trade.

Geese can’t drive, silly.

They are no Carrot Top or Jeff Dunham. Those are the best!

She got $20 million for some unfunny stinky pussy jokes? Jesus.

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I prefer XXXTreme Fucktion. Only written with the YA crowd in mind.

Is that your old avatar or is it different?

Please read my new YA novel Anxie Makes Love To Various Attractive Ladies Who Have Been Placed into Distinct Groups in a Post-Apocalyptic Future Because Why the Fuck Not.

A music video is a short form film meant to entice an audience to purchase an album or cassingle by power of visuals.

I haven’t seen a waste of celebrity cameos that bad since Zoolander 2.

That is also the last known photo of GRRM where he could easily bend the knee.