Not at mine!!!

Technically, you could choose to go against your nature and suffer through a relationship with the opposite sex.

Winco angers me. They never have corn on the cob.

The Liz Phair documentary was also 5'2" but preferred standing 6'1".

Colors released April 15, 1988. It wasn’t very good.

Pssst. Hey, Shkreli. Know what would really piss people off? Buy the AVClub and get rid of Kinja. Journalists hate that one weird trick.

You deserve to be after what you did to that nice Johnnie Keats.

I’d like one of them dancing hula gals over there.

Congress gets too many perks as it is.

I thought you were bragging about being an extra in the movie IT there for a moment and wondered what that had to do with website design.

I don’t care. I’m just amusing myself.

I don’t care for him and I don’t care who knows it!

Does she apologize for Benghazi or murdering Vince Foster? Is there an appendix with those missing emails?

No Scary Movie 3 or Date Movie? Fuck this list!

It’s just you guys, the Aryans, and us the police versus those BLM terrorists, brother.

nvmd.

Edits seem to take about a minute or so to kick in after the edit.

Oh la la. The fancy Frenchman extends his pinkie whilst smoking a doobie.

You can! Hooray!