I'm just shy of 15k. I was just glad to hit 100k upvotes before the end,

He's sponge-worthy. Did you know that sponges and my pussy are related?

Seinfeld just liked Porsches as I recall. Leno really fucking loves cars.

I forget the guest but there is an episode of his car/comedian show where he is pretty disdainful of normal, non-comedian folks.

Considering how terrible that last special was, I think she owes them money.

Unrelated but I saw where someone typed out LMFBO today.
I was amused that Fucking is okay but Ass is too far.

They fuck you at the Axis Chemicals.

*Stanley Roper pops in and does that little funny hand gesture that mimics a bell*

Cobb died in 1961 and wasn't allowed to play in Ray's cornfield.

What's your favorite Stones song, puddin'?

You scoff. But those things can make gums bleed.

More like the University of Phoenix Online rally.

This is what it has come to after 8 years of Owebummer dividing our once peaceful non-racist country. He set us back to just before Crash hit theaters and won an Oscar and ended racism. Thanks for nothing, man.

I have it on good authority that those nice Nazis and Klansmen would have quietly protested and left peacefully had BLM and antifa not shown up with a variety of jars filled with pee and clubs and shit.

It's Ender's Game and the cars and protesters are real!!

I just imagine it like the gamefaqs boards where the kids troll and white knight each other so hard that one suspects everyone there is either a parody of trolls and white knights or 14 year olds who are very sincere.

Your walking sim thing with the tracks got me to buy whatever the name of that game was.

We'll always have your occasional youtube videos.

I believe you mean may I axe you a question.

Now, my wife's younger sister came for a visit and I believe that Jersey Shore stayed on the front room TV for that week.
It was slightly better than when her mother visits and we get FoxNews 23/7. That hour is her stories.