I believe he and his friends smoke some dope and turn on whatever. I don't believe he is invested in the lives of pregnant girls.

Our oldest watches it on occasion. I'll pass through, look at it and move on.

You are trapped in a room with an Android phone at 1%, a USB port and what turns out to be a Lightening cable. And your hair is Instagram worthy!

I don't know what that is.
*does terrible Robin Leach impression instead*

Germany continues it's fascination with scat. This time in pill form.

There have been Signs of discontent.

The twist? That mermaid was evil all along.

I knew Lobsters was a gimmick!

!!!

I considered doing the odd gimmick account over the years. I just couldn't convince myself to make a 2nd account.

Reminds me of a joke from 5th grade.
I had no idea who the fuck Rock Hudson was in 5th grade but still…

They never said that on The Simpsons.

We need strong heterosexuals like Liberace and Paul Lynde. Dudes you know drowned in pussy.

Miscavige misheard it as "Xenu is a lesbian" and shut it down quick.

Only during sexy times.

This time Xena doesn't come out Onatopp.

You do know that you aren't really in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, right?

Takes me back to my deviant art of Sammi Curr with an erection threatening Skippy from Family Ties.

Hearts on Fire.

I believe so. I walked in a house. Nothing much happened. I moved on. I only paid like $3 for it. I got my $3 worth, I guess.