I do miss guest votes sometimes.

Go over to Jezebel and see how awful it is. Also, you can check out Kinja.

If I see the comment, I'll star it or whatever the fuck one does in Kinja.

I believe that if any or all of my children grow up and murder someone, I'd just assume they were assholes.

I purchased the Slenderman game for PS4. After about 5 minutes I came to assume that one either needs to be 12 or a 30 year old Youtuber fake screaming for clicks to get anything out of it..

There's a shorter Friday one that was a helluva lot more concise.

I spent 7 hours 2 weekends ago listening to people reminisce about being in Ft13th movies. Roughly 5 hours of those Crystal Lake Memories coulda been cut.

He's dead! He must have stood in standing water and gotten electrocuted so hard an ax formed in his head!

He ain't got no mask. Who is that kid?

RIP Drew Barrymore.

Age reducing toxic waste, at that.

Vancouver looks like Toronto and every other place on Earth, It's an easy mistake to make.

Teens love scat. And music.

Scenic Toronto is the New York of the Northeast.

Jason Takes Manhattan is roughly 25% docked at camp, 65% boat trip, 5% New York.
It works out.

Yes. It was. Scary Sherry

No. Kevin Bacon was often bathed in light.

It's a lot slower but Snookie could give them all herpes and they spend their lives wishing they didn't have herpes.

Will there be a cruise from the lake to New York City?

Motherfucking cock knocking twatting pussy fart Rufus T Firefly, you say?
-Rob Zombie.