On the plus side, your brother-in-law got you 50 yard line seats for the Bears. I'm told they occasionally play good teams.

So, uh, your uncle still around?

That's My Mama!

Old Marisa Tomei is terrific, buddy.

We're all having Good Times.

I feel like I've entered A Different World or something.

Finally! The scripts to the unfilmed episodes of Dream On!

USA.

As a kid I had a Miami Mice tee shirt. It mildly amused the kids in my 5th grade class.

She did things for several seasons of White Collar. Where were you?

I think he bought Tubbs a robot butler before fighting a Russian.

I remember exactly 1 episode of Miami Vice. It was the one where the bad guy committed suicide via Jai Alai.

Whatever, college boy.

When Collins hears this slander, he's gonna Sususudio.

Alternate alternate solution:
Broadcast some dude on Twitch playing a 100% run of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

No, Crockett. You shouldn't own that alligator. Animals are people!
Dammit, Tubbs. You make a good point. Now let us away in this Prius.

I think there was a million to juan chance that that one would work.

Lincoln Hawk, the brave trucker who arm wrestled to win his son's love didn't even sleep in the Lincoln bedroom. Whatta gyp.

Magic is some sleight of hand with handkerchiefs and doves that is based on skill. Magick is bullshit where people actually believe that reciting a few words actually does something.

I never thought I'd see the day when a mage defends a warlock.
Turn in your character sheet, man.